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Most guys are put off by my eye. It's nice to finally meet someone who's open-minded.
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Time to go clubbing. Baby seals, here I come.
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What was wrong with your date last night? -I don't know. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Possibly his vile lizard tongue. -You're too picky.
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If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low IQ or an explosive violent temper, of course you're gonna be lonely.
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I challenge President Taft here to a pie eating contest. -You're on, skinny!
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You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later you realise he actually has a really good body.
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I want loose women. The kind that aren't afraid to show a little ankle.
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Hi. I'm Andy Warhol and you're some kind of marvellous lobster man.
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There's lots of great places to meet people. -The Federal Sex Bureau. -A saucy puppet show. -The rotting carcass of a whale.
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You got any real soup or just this schlock?
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