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Don't give up. There were plenty of times in my century when I was gonna give up but I never did. Never! Hey, are you even listening to me? Oh, I give up!
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Astronomers renamed Uranus in twenty six twenty to end that stupid joke once and for all. -Oh. What's it called now? -Urectum.
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How could you just throw your garbage away? -What do you do with it? -We recycle everything.
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You have no right to criticise the twentieth century. We gave the world the lightbulb, the steamboat and the cotton gin. -Those things are all from the nineteenth century.
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Now here's the bomb I've prepared. Once you activate it, you'll have twenty five minutes to get away. -That's all? -Now, now, there'll be plenty of time to discuss your objections when and if you return.
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Eat my shorts! -Okay. Mmm! Shorts!
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One month my toilet broke and it just went straight in the garbage can.
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First I'll need tenure. And a big research grant. Also, access to a lab and five graduate students, at least three of them Chinese.
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Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
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My friends, I found religion. -If this helps Bender clean up his act then I think we should be supportive. -Wonderful. Then you'll all come to my exceedingly long, unairconditioned baptism ceremony!
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