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I need to get really good without practising.
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Your latest performance was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams.
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Forget it! You can't tempt me. -Really? There's nothing you want? -Hmm. I forgot you could tempt me with things I want.
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Extra! Extra! Greatest opera of all time sucks.
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I spent all day putting my office in order. Now I got to go home and relax the traditional Jamaican way: A glass of warm milk and good night sleep.
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You're fired. I'm sorry but it's just that you're over a year late for work at this point.
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Your request for a date is most flattering but I must decline. These office romances never work out. After all, that is how I met my horrible wife.
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You never wore your ring. I didn't know you had a wife. -And my wife doesn't know I have a job. I keep my personal and professional lives separate.
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Can I ask you a question? -As long as it's not about my eye. Is it about my eye? -Sort of. -Just ask the question. -What's with the eye?
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Oh, I am broke. What will I tell my horrible wife?
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