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It's time someone had the courage to stand up and say: I'm against those things that everybody hates.
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It's not like one vote ever made a difference. -That's not true, the first robot president won by exactly one vote.
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The problem with both parties is that they always want to give your tax dollars to the less fortunate. -The less fortunate get all the breaks!
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What party do you belong to, Bender? -I'm not allowed to vote. -Because you're a robot? -No, convicted felon.
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Disaster struck on Saturn's moon of Titan today, when a titanium mine collapsed, trapping one thousand robot workers. Unless something is done quickly, the trapped robots will be dead within three hundred years.
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You look different. Did you get a haircut?
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So long, coffin stuffers!
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Hey, sugar cookie. You know, legally, nothing I can do counts as sex anymore.
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Hey, I remember you. I was gonna vote for you one time. But voting isn't cool so I stayed home alone and got trashed on Listerine.
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I remember my body: flabby, pasty skinned, riddled with phlebitis. A good Republican body! God, I loved it.
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