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It's not easy, but if you accept your misfortune and handle it right, your perceived failure can become a catalyst for profound reinvention.
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And we have no more old people in this country. We shipped them all away, and we brought in these senior citizens.
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So, at the age of forty seven, after twenty five years of obsessively pursuing my dream, that dream changed.
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Psychologists actually have started calling ugly people, those with severe appearance deficits.
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And it's okay, because thanks to our fear of death in this country, I won't have to die, I'll pass away.
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People walking around all day long every minute of the day, worried about everything.
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And there is no greater cliche in a commencement address than follow your dream. Well I am here to tell you that whatever you think your dream is now, it will probably change. And that's okay.
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The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through all kinds of things worse than us.
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Sometimes I think that's the only thing that's important really, is just letting each other know we're here. Reminding each other that we're part of a larger self.
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The planet isn't going anywhere. We are! We're going away. Pack your shit, folks, we're going away.
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