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ADHD. I'm not saying there's no such thing. I just don't believe it's an epidemic like this. If you sit kids down, hour after hour, doing low-grade clerical work, don't be surprised if they start to fidget?
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That's right, with your college diploma you now have a crushing advantage over eight percent of the workforce. I'm talking about dropout losers like Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Mark Zuckerberg.
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Another example that life is not fair: if it does rain, the powerful rich people on stage get the tent. Deal with it.
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To communicate with you students today, I have gone to great lengths to become well-versed in your unique linguistic patterns.
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There is no present. People say what time is it, well, do you mean now or when you asked me?
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Guys, this is important: You cannot iron a shirt while wearing it.
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You can say what you want about this country, and I love this place. I love the freedoms we used to have.
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Simple thing, that's all it is, war is a whole lot of men standing out in the field waving their pricks at one another.
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And since war is the ultimate competition, basically men are killing each other in order to improve their self-esteem.
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All of things that are important reduced in choice, but jelly beans, thirty two flavors.
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