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The Simpsons
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Have a seat. Spud, throw a couple more apples in the caramel. -Thanks for the food, mister. -No need to thank us. We carnival folks look out for each other.
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I don't want guns in my house! The TV said, you're fifty eight percent more likely to shoot a family member than an intruder.
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All right. Now, this geek bit is pretty straightforward. You just bite the heads off the chickens, take a bow.
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I have to have a gun. It's in the Constitution. -Dad! The Second Amendment is just a remnant from Revolutionary days. It has no meaning today.
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We need someone to teach a course on how to build a successful marriage. -I'll do it!
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Buddy, you're the luckiest chicken in the world.
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I'm sorry, Homer. No weapons. -A gun is not a weapon, Marge. It's a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon or an alligator. You just need more education on the subject.
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You see, the trick here is the rings won't fit over the good prizes. -Well, we'll see about that. Give me ten rings.
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Tell you what: you come with me to an NRA meeting, and if you still don't think guns are great, we'll argue some more.
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You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
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