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Just give me my gun. -Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We've got to run a background check. -Five days! But I'm mad now! I'd kill you if I had my gun. -Yeah, well, you don't.
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He doesn't have any money. Look at his clothes. -Well, I still can't let him off the hook. You're gonna work off your debt right here.
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Pushy kids think they can tell me what to do in my house. I tell you parents these days, they don't know how to rear children.
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We just saw the most amazing camel. -It was wearing a hat.
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Now, I believe you have some sort of firearm for me. -According to your background check, you've been in a mental institution. Frequent problems with alcohol. -Potentially dangerous? -Relax, that just limits you to three handguns or less.
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Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
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Close your eyes Marge, I've got a surprise for you. Okay. Open your eyes! Hey, it's a handgun! Isn't it great? This is the trigger and this is the thing you point at whatever you want to die.
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Remember when I took that home wine making course and I forgot how to drive?
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Hey, you lost your money fair and square. I didn't scam nobody.
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Hey Dad, can I borrow the gun tomorrow? I want to scare that old security guard at the bank.
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