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Look at the size of this place. I live in a single room, above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.
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And what do you have to show for your lifetime of sloth and ignorance? -What? -Everything! A dream house, two cars, a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory, fancy clothes, and lobsters for dinner. And do you deserve any of it? No!
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You're a fraud. A total fraud. It was nice meeting you.
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Homer, why aren't you at work? -I don't feel very good today.
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Look here: accidents have doubled every year since he became safety inspector. And meltdowns have tripled. Has he been fired? No. Has he been disciplined? No, no.
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You seem to be of the Jewish faith. -Are you sure I'm Jewish? -Or Italian? -I'm Jewish.
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Boys and girls, today we will begin selecting a class president. I'm not allowed to vote, but I strongly suggest you elect Martin.
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Unlike the efficient Indians, cowboys used only the tongue of the antelope and they threw the rest away.
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Hey, what's this? Did you do it? -No! No! It wasn't me! I would never do anything like that. -Are you sure you didn't do it? It's good. -No, but I'm starting to wish I had.
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I need someone very reliable to deliver an important message to the principal's office. Would you do it for me?
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