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The Simpsons
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And this is my basement. -Gee, it's not as nice as the other rooms.
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This is an absent slip signed by Nelson's mother. And this is Nelson's English homework. Notice the identical elongated loops on the d's. -Forgery!
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Which way to the bathroom? -Oh, it's the twenty third door on the left.
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The unthinkable has happened. Some sick, twisted individual has stolen every teacher's edition in this school.
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Guys are always patting my bald head for luck pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh.
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Why'd you take the blame? -Cause, I didn't want you to wreck your life. You got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money.
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Come gather round children, it's high time you learned about a hero named Homer and a devil named Burns.
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Abandoned by his parents at age four, Frank never got to go to school. He spent his childhood years as a delivery boy, delivering toys to more fortunate children.
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Look at him strutting around like he's cock of the walk. Well, let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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I've just seen the most heroic dog on television. He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it.
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