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Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you never even imagined. Others may find out life isn't fair.
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It's time to be honest with her. I'm not sure I love you anymore.
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In spite of your Masters from Bryn Mawr you might end up a glorified babysitter to a bunch of dead eyed fourth graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor!
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Oh-ho, it didn't use to be this way, Smithers. No, it didn't use to be this way at all.
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Question sixty. I prefer the smell of A, gasoline, B, French fries, or C, bank customers.
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Here's your scientifically selected career. -Architect. -Insurance salesman. -Salmon gutter. -Military strongman. -Systems analyst. -Homemaker! -It's like a Mommy.
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One day, we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far and get corrupt and shiftless.
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You know, before I saw these test results, I had you pegged as a drifter. -Wow, a drifter! Cool!
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You're right! I don't brush! I don't brush. -Let's look at a picture book, the Big Book of British Smiles.
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So what are you going to be, boy? -Policeman. -You know, your father wanted to be a policeman for a little while, but they said he was too heavy. -No, the Army said I was too heavy. The police said I was too dumb.
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