Phrases from The Simpsons - Talkycards

The Simpsons

Why are we all dressed up? -Because sometimes it's fun to dress up for dinner. -What's with the candles? -Sometimes it's fun to use candles. -Why are we waiting for Dad? -Because we love your father and enjoy his company.

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I wrote a poem for you this afternoon, Homer. It's called, To A Husband. The blackened clouds are forming. Soon the rain will fall. My dear one is departing. But first please heed this call. That always will I love you, my one, my love, my all.

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The Springfield Police have told me that ninety one percent of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.

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We gotta start having designated drivers. We'll choose the same way they pick the pope. Everybody reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg stays sober tonight.

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You've earned eternal damnation for your lifetime of evil deeds, Bart.

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Homer, I don't want you driving around in a car you built yourself. -Marge, you can stand there finding fault, or you can knit me some seat belts.

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Remember, lie, cheat, steal and listen to heavy metal music! -Yes, sir!

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Dear motorist, Your vehicle is illegally parked in the borough of Manhattan. -My vehicle! -lf you do not remedy this malparkage within seventy two hours your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense.

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I don't wanna go to New York City! -Why not? -New York is a hellhole! And you know how I feel about hellholes.

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Doctor says it's just a bump on the head and broken toe, nothing serious.

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