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Moe Szyslak
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I get dressed up all nice like put my heart on the line, and I make a fool of myself.
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Oh, boy. I'm gonna start bawling here.
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The Springfield Police have told me that ninety one percent of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.
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We gotta start having designated drivers. We'll choose the same way they pick the pope. Everybody reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg stays sober tonight.
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Why don't you invite him over to dinner. Turn him from an enemy into a friend. Then when he's not expecting it, bam! The old fork in the eye. -Do you think it might work without the fork in the eye? -There's always a first time.
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Remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab? -Oh yeah, we all had a good laugh, Moe. -The results came back today. You owe me seventy billion dollars.
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