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Homer Simpson
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Pushy kids think they can tell me what to do in my house. I tell you parents these days, they don't know how to rear children.
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Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
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Remember when I took that home wine making course and I forgot how to drive?
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We need someone to teach a course on how to build a successful marriage. -I'll do it!
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I'm sorry, Homer. No weapons. -A gun is not a weapon, Marge. It's a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon or an alligator. You just need more education on the subject.
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Tell you what: you come with me to an NRA meeting, and if you still don't think guns are great, we'll argue some more.
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I think he wants. -Not right now, Son. Daddy's talking to a policeman.
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Things were said. Mistakes were made. Let's end this madness and get on with our lives.
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Without a strong male presence in the house, you could turn sissy overnight.
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There must be a way to outsmart them. -You can't outsmart carnival folk. They're the cleverest folk in the world. Just look at the way they sucker regular folk with those crooked games.
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