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Dwight Schrute
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We make a great team. He's like Mozart, and I'm like Mozart's friend.
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I'm all about loyalty. But, if there were somewhere else that valued that loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.
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Owning a building is a war between the landlord and the tenant. Not a literal war, unfortunately, but I am using the same tactics. I've surrounded the enemy, and I'm slowly starving them.
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To save on electricity I've installed a timer and motion sensors on the lights. It's part of my green initiative. And by green, I mean money.
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There are several different ways to tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid direct eye contact. The liar will cover part of his or her face with his hands. The liar will perspire.
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I can use his malfeasance to establish leverage. Otherwise, it's just malfeasance for malfeasance's sake.
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I have a wig for every single person in the office. You never know when you're gonna need to bear a passing resemblance to someone.
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Alright picture this: Snowy ash drizzles from the sky. A rabid pack of dogs surrounds you as the flame at the end of your stick dies out.
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I did my job. I slashed benefits to the bone. I saved this company money.
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In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is: I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead.
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