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Bender
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Your basic human is between three and twenty five feet tall and is made of a hairy, oily goo wrapped in a T-shirt.
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I've got wealth, fame and access to the depth of sleaze that those things bring.
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Bender, we're your friends. -Friends? That activates my hilairity unit! I'm just a machine to you. You're no more friends with me than you are with the toaster, the phonograph or the electric chair.
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The rich get richer.
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Isn't it time you gave up all hope of ever improving yourself in any way?
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Bite my shiny metal ass. -It doesn't look so shiny to me. -Shinier than yours, meat bag!
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Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes. I'll be blasting all the humans in the world.
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Would you kindly shut your noise hole?
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I need plenty of wholesome, nutritious alcohol. The chemical energy keeps my fuel cells charged. -What are the cigars for? -They make me look cool.
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I've got what they call gaydar. -There's no such thing. -No? Okey, I got a lock on him. Yep! He's gay.
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